Four days ago, Magge developed a debilitating headache, stomach cramps, fever and a rash on her torso. Using my extensive medical skills (trust me, my dad's a doctor), I determined she had dengue fever. We went to one of the few clinics here in Battambang that supposedly has an English-speaking doctor to confirm the diagnosis and see what our treatment options were. After a short wait, we were in a room with a doctor who seemed to understand English.
Magge: "I have an intense headache and really bad stomach pains."
Doctor: (blank stare)
Me: "She also has a rash on her stomach," while pointing it out. I thought the visual would trigger the proper reaction.
Doctor: "Is it itchy?"
Magge: "No."
The doctor then wrote a prescription, and instructed Magge to take one of the medications in the morning and the other that night.
Doctor: "This will help rash."
Me: "That's it? We're not worried about the rash."
Magge: "The bigger problem is my headache."
Doctor: "Are you taking anything?"
Magge: "Yes, extra strength Tylenol."
Doctor: "Keep taking Tylenol."
Me: "What do you think is wrong? Is it dengue?"
The doctor didn't respond and started to get up. Magge and I exchange confused looks.
Me: "Does she have dengue?"
He handed Magge the prescriptions and repeated the instructions to take one in the morning and one at night. We were lead to the cashier, given the medications (and told again to take one in the morning and one at night) and charged $10. We walked out of the clinic, armed with only antihistamines to combat a tropical fever.
Magge's condition soon worsened, but there wasn't much we could do besides keeping her hydrated. After a few rough days, she's now on the mend. If she had deteriorated further, though, the owner of the guesthouse where we are staying said we'd have to go to Bangkok rather than go to Cambodia's other large cities for treatment. As he said, "you picked the wrong country to get sick in."